7 Things We Don’t Want To See In 2016
1) Kya Kool Hai Hum 3
No, thanks! We’d rather go through a rickshawala’s mobile inbox and laugh at those nasty jokes for free than pay for this sexist joke-of-a-film!
2) Another ban
Wars will be waged the next time the Government or any “special interests group” tries to curb our freedom. Whatever happened to the fundamental rights?
3) 50 Shades of Grey Sequel
Just watch some legit adult movies already!
4) Celebrity breakups
It hurts us even more when our favourite celebrities, who are actually living out the romantic lives that we may never do, break up with their sweethearts. On the other hand, it is equally joyous to see hot celebs go single again. This one’s a tricky one tbh!
5) Another Hate Story
No, we don’t want to see out-of-work actors trying to make it back into the limelight at the cost of their dignity and their clothes!
6) Songs about Girls/ Alcohol/ Drugs/ All of the above
Whatever happened to singing about emotions? What’s even scarier is watching 5-year-olds singing about drinking 4 Bottles of Vodka instead of reciting Baa Baa Black sheep!
7) Ridiculous Rumours
Even though deep down in our hearts we knew that it was all a sham, we collectively expressed pride and happiness when it was “announced” that Neil Nitin Mukesh would be a part of Game of Thrones. Please don’t spread such rumours in the year to come. Our hearts can only take so much!
2) Another ban
Wars will be waged the next time the Government or any “special interests group” tries to curb our freedom. Whatever happened to the fundamental rights?
3) 50 Shades of Grey Sequel
Just watch some legit adult movies already!
4) Celebrity breakups
It hurts us even more when our favourite celebrities, who are actually living out the romantic lives that we may never do, break up with their sweethearts. On the other hand, it is equally joyous to see hot celebs go single again. This one’s a tricky one tbh!
5) Another Hate Story
No, we don’t want to see out-of-work actors trying to make it back into the limelight at the cost of their dignity and their clothes!
6) Songs about Girls/ Alcohol/ Drugs/ All of the above
Whatever happened to singing about emotions? What’s even scarier is watching 5-year-olds singing about drinking 4 Bottles of Vodka instead of reciting Baa Baa Black sheep!
7) Ridiculous Rumours
Even though deep down in our hearts we knew that it was all a sham, we collectively expressed pride and happiness when it was “announced” that Neil Nitin Mukesh would be a part of Game of Thrones. Please don’t spread such rumours in the year to come. Our hearts can only take so much!
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